THANK YOU FOR NOT DELETING ME OUT OF YOUR LIVES.
I realize this is out of order and I realize that I've been pretty sucky with keeping up with you and I'm so sorry I didn't get to talk to y'all when you were all together!
But I would like to tell you all that I do love you very much.
Like, a lot. Like, oodles. Like an elephant couldn't trumpet loud enough to express my love and appreciation for you all.